Friday, April 1st


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Inspired by that McDonald’s around the corner

Chefs’ Compositions

À la carte

  • Quarter Pounder with Cheese

    Vincent: And you know what they call a… a… a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

    Jules: They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

    Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

    Jules: Then what do they call it?

    Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.

    $3.89

    Has Gluten

    Has Soy

    Has Dairy

  • 20 pc. Chicken Nuggets. “Serves 2″ ;)

    On the calorie menu, these are cleverly labeled as “serves 2″. Why? Because each serving has 470 calories on it. But NOBODY shares these. So it’s a 940 calorie meal. Before the fries and soda. Damn.

    $5

    Has Gluten

    Has Soy

  • Sausage Egg McMuffin with Cheese

    This is going to blow your mind: they only charge $0.81 less than we do for our freshly made breakfast sandwich with real bacon.

    $4.19

    Has Gluten

    Has Soy

    Has Eggs

    Has Dairy

  • Side Salad

    Literally the only thing that even looks vegetarian thing on the menu… though they explicitly say that nothing on their menu is ‘certified vegetarian’ (which I guess includes their kiddie menu apple slices?). Also, everything here has soy and wheat in it. It just does.

    $1.29

    Vegetarian

    Has Gluten

    Has Soy

 

(lolz, I get it. but stop playin’. I’m hungry.)